Below are the 2 most recent journal entries recorded in Lardmachine's LiveJournal:

Tuesday, October 4th, 2005
11:19 am
9:35 am	My name is Larz. My cock has eaten my brain and all that surrounds it. I hate dykes, furries, faggots, Portal of Evil, and people who don't know the Warhammer rules as well as I do. I love my dead rat Zoe, my beard, and lots and lots of butter. I have had two whole ponderings, won't you share them with me? I AM A GENIUS, SHUT UP!